Just one of those days....

I had  felt sooooooo sooooooooooooo sooooooooooooo very happy just moment ago.... why? because i just received a spam mail. No, I am not usual joyful when I read about vacuum prices in the current economy (which is basically the kind of junk mail I do receive) just for a moment_ a tiny millionth of a second I thought someone had actually left a comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well no such luck.

It turned out to be a mail on telephone directories, at least I didn't have to read about vacuums, so there's that.

Oh my god! I'm complaining about how no one ever reads my blog, on my blog!!!!!

Goodbye any prospects of getting followers in the future!

You were almost (well not almost more like definitely..but anyway) non-existent, but I still loved you!

Yeeeesh I sound depressing.

 I finally handed over my assignment (remember the one with the ridiculous questions?) so basically I haven't slept for over 42 hours and instead of finally going to sleep my ever-so-frighteningly-"unique"-mind thought, "Hey! Why don't I go blog about this? Because I'm sure people want to listen to the rabid ravings of a sleep deprived lunatic at one in the morning!"

World I will do you all a favor and stop typing...please don't go away.......

p.s you might have noticed_okay, so you probably didn't notice but I may have gone way over board with my commas and exclamation points this time. Well there is a reason for that... other than the lack of sleep and the screaming voices inside my head of course.

When i was reading the Assignment Specifications_ doesn't it seem like my life revolves around assignments? It said, 'be mind full of you punctuation marks' (well something along those lines) now I that's all I can think about!!!!!!!!

See????????

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@#$^&*&^%$#!?@#$%^&*()_?{:>

A substitute for Coffee?!?! Is that even Possible?

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_ Whoa now, hey! Get your mind out of the gutter. I did not mean that.

I have finally answered the question that mankind has been asking since the dawn of civilization….the question that will help us understand the secrets behind the universe…

How to stay awake through the night with caffeine???

As a student just about to enter college I have looked up in to the stars and ask, a hundred billion times_ nay a hundred gazillion time, and each time I was met with a resounding silence.

I know what you are thinking…

What on earth could be better than coffee?!?

And yes my fellow humans I agree with you, there truly is nothing better than caffeine. For it is as close as us mere mortals will ever come to tasting ambrosia of the gods… but fear not for I have finally found the solution. For someone like me who is forbidden from ever indulging in another cup of coffee I have - through much pondering – arrived at solution…

H₂o

*Cue gasp

Hold your horses and let me explain.

Yep this simple matter of drinking water is the solution to everything! The doctors were right all long. Who knew?

But it isn’t your regular sissy drinking. You just have to keep drinking through the night do that every time you think about your pillow you have to go pee and by about the 12 time or so you wouldn’t even remember what coffee smells like.

Simple and efficient

And world….. You’re welcome.

  

Personal Rant 02: Questions

Why oh why on earth do “people” have to pose questions in the most complicated way possible? Why huh?!?!? Do “they” like to see us struggle just to get through each sentence? Is that it? Is that the reason they wake up each morning, just so that I can just a brain aneurysm?!?!

On that cheerful note let us begin another one of my cheerful rants shall we?. Now that it’s October it’s just that time of year to hand over my assignments. And knowing me, I have of course left everything till the last second. Why you ask? Because procrastinating isn’t simply a word for me, it is the ultimate principle in which I live my life by T^T

So anyway, as you can probably guess I’ve got a whole load of stuff to do and not a lot of time to do it in. So here I sit, its 4 in the morning, the bags under my eyes look more like the craters of the moon than dark circles and I am carefully going through my case study with whatever little amount of patience I have (which is a very dismal amount) and so far it’s looking quite good. I mean it’s not easy or anything but then everyone would pass if it was a piece of cake, nonetheless being the hardworking student that I am (self-esteem boost) I keep reading…. until I get to the questions….. and that is when - my dear avid readers - all hell breaks loose… dud...dud...duh…

It is complete and utter – pardon my French – crap! Do “they” (and by “they” I mean the unknown entities that test these questions) pore over dozens of moldy old library books just so they could find the most incomprehensible method possible to pose a question? I could almost see some old geezer looking through his bifocals and finding some ridiculous word and going all (please use a British accent when reading the following) “They’ll get a jolly ol’ kick out of this one heehee…heee”

Well I sure as hell did…and the worst part is that the questions itself aren’t earth-shatteringly difficult, they are quite simple actually. It just takes a couple billion hours to decipher the questions and for people like me (the procrastinators) who have a very small window to finish, it’s simply torture.

And I know what all of you are thinking… if you have time to come and blog (aka complain) about this I’m sure you can find time to complete your assignment.

Well guess what???

 You are absolutely right.

So I’m off, back to the glamorous world of word counts, deadlines and questions…such glorious questions…

13 REASONS WHY

Okay so I guess you can call this a book review of sorts ….and I know in the past I have mentioned a few movies I’ve watched and some books I’ve read and how awesome they were… or not, but this time I want to give this reviewing thing a serious try. The kind of review you would get if you googled about this book. So here I go…

Okay so 13 Reasons Why by Jay Asher, I’m sure it is an international best seller or something (I should probably know about these things if I want to give an in depth analysis of the book) but in all honesty the sole reason that I even happened upon this book is because my sister mentioned it to me. First of all let me tell you a little thing about me as much as I love reading I hate it went books lack a good flow to it. And what I mean by that is that when you read a book inside your head the story should just flow from page to page rather than having to force each word out. Which in this case it was and might i had the language was perfect to top it off.

I don’t know how much of the story I should give away without ruining the plot but basically the story is about this girl Hannah Baker who commits suicide and leaves behind a set of tapes stating 13 reasons (or actually blaming 13 people) why she decided to do what she did. The protagonist Clay Jensen is one of these people mentioned in the tapes, and the novel covers the length of time taken for Clay to listen to Hannah’s tapes.

I think I might have given away too much… or maybe I haven’t. Frankly I don’t know what kind of genre this even fits in to …young adult…. But that’s about it.

As we get to listen to Hannah talk about her story we also get to listen to how Clay reacts to it which by far my favorite part of it. Because it’s written in such a way that even though Clay is listening to a prerecorded tale of events and that Hannah is long gone, him thinking things through as she continues her side of the story sort of leaves the impression of a conversation happening among these two.  

There are these moments when to each phrase Hannah utters Clay would say something and that conversation would just flow through pages and before you know it it’s already 3 o’clock in the morning and you’ve been reading for hours…which is basically the best compliment you can give a book.

Hence it goes without saying that the author has done one hell of a job writing this novel. And as far as book reviews go I recommend this as a must read book for all you young adult out there.

THE 10TH DAY OF THE 10TH MONTH

Okay people the day is finally here!!!!!!! What day you ask? Why it is only the most spectacularly-unbelievably-epicly-awesome day ever (boy that's a lot of adjectives) that's what!!!!!!! October 10th, out of 365 days, the day that undeniably (in my opinion anyway) outshines the rest, the day five nations allied to together against a common enemy, the day two loving parents sacrificed themselves for their son, the day a nine-tailed fox threw a hellish temper tantrum..... and the day Uzumaki Naruto was born.

Had you going there for a bit didn't I? It was quite a bit poetic if I do say so myself... hehe. I have no idea whether it was in fact on the 10th of October that Masashi Kishimoto actually came up with the premise of Naruto or whether its just a day that he picked out at random. Whatever the case maybe one thing is certain, and that is that today has become a very important day I will cherish for as long as I live.

From that heavy load of sentimentality I'm sure you might have already guessed that I have indeed finished reading the manga. FINALLY!!!!! But I am not going to go in to that just yet as the wounds are still fresh and I might end up a blubbering mess....again.

Anyway my sole purpose of writing this is simply to show my gratitude in being able to read something as wonderful as Naruto. So thank you Mr. Kishimoto for introducing Naruto to us.

And of course to say.............

                                       HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!    

.............and what better way to celebrate than with a bowl full of ramen.

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